Guad Squad

(Taken from the Joke Section of GuadSquad.com)


Keep in mind the following
[also taken from the Joke Section]
when visiting GuadSquad.com:

"Most of these jokes you'll find pretty much anywhere on the internet. And please, if you see some joke that may offend you, remember that we here at GuadSquad.com don't mean it in that evil way that your thinking...... and that we really don't care if you don't like it anyway :-)"


~K Fingerett~

Back again

Okay, its been a while... I know- but I've been out and about...things have ben a bit crazy these past days... my friend got into a car carsh (not his fault- but hes okay so no worries...), my work is/has been sky high for some time now, another friend of mine came by and pretty much left her kid here for me to take care of while she goes out on "vacation with [her] new man" ... so sad- but her little boy is really sweet- I've taken care of him before [twice before] and he is tons of fun<3

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But yeah... I will try harder to keep up with my posts- because its actually really fun once I get started- its getting started that I have touble with... getting started along with the fact that my computer is just a big mess at the moment... ::sigh:: .... anyway... I have been taking a lot of pictures as of late... just thought I would share :)

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And yes, that is my clock- I actually went out and bought that clock sometime last year... You might think I'm weird for buying it... but I like it :)


~K Fingerett~

Merch.

Well here are just a few things from David Firth's site. There are many more things to buy- but these are just three of my favorites :)

Salad Fingers
Stuff

A really cool hat... I think this might be my fav. thing he has there
^_^

I thought this was pretty cool too :)
Nice and simple- kinda cute [I think] in a werid
Salad Fingers kinda way :)

Hubert Cumberdale!
My all-time-fav. of Salad Fingers' friends

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There are a bunch of other cool shirts and even hoodies for sale on the site as well... buttons, mouse pads, posters, and much much more are also on sale! Go check them out- you might find something you like ;)


~K Fingerett~

Now you see it...

...Now you dont...

The Picture has been taken off of this post.

I only needed it here for my profile.

~K Fingerett

S. Fingers

And BTW...

*Haha!*- I'm sorry... I just remembered what our faces looked like when we saw him for the first time... But no need to worry- don't be scared of him... Just give him a chance okay?


Here are the links to the individual Salad Fingers episodes:

Spoons, Friends, Nettles, Cage, Picnic, Present & Shore Leave


Note:
“These may upset children and the elderly…”

~David Firth~

ENJOY!


~K Fingerett~

Lazyboy..

Okay, I was looking in a box that was in my closet and I found an old mixed CD... on this CD were quite a few *haha* songs along with a few "um... okay... ::slowly walks away::" type songs... here was a *haha* song- I found and took these lyrics from:
http://www.LyricsTop.com

Now I called this a song but he doesn't sing... he speaks over music in the background... isn't there a name for that kind of thing?...anyway...


LAZYBOY LYRICS:
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.But we got pills for that.We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
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You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
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The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
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Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just--" "Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
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Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004."How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
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Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
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We're in one of the richest countries in the world,but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says "why don't you go get a job you bum." People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.


Wow ... That was a lot longer than I thought it would be ... but yeah I still like it!

^_^

~K Fingerett~

Salad Fingers

People are always asking questions about my name/title... questions like:
'do you like salad or something?'
'do you eat salad with your fingers?'
and a few *ahem* - ::covers your ears:: type questions and comments...

The name Salad Fingerett is something my friend and I came up with after watching a flash toon that another friend sent to me.

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Well I guess we didn't come up with much... We just added the 'ett' at the end...

Oh! and BTW, I am well aware that it is spelled 'Fingerett' because that's the way I typed it. Yes I know I make type-o's but that was not one of them. And no, it doesn't "[need] to be spelled Fingerette" because we chose to spell it without the E at the end ... So yeah, enough with the 'you obviously don't know how to spell' type comments...

::inhales and exhales slowly::

Anyway...
David Firth is the guy who makes these flash toons-- they are all very... "Unique" ... In the end, I find them to be entertaining. I guess if your a bit 'up tight' or easily scared or "disturbed"- this isn't for you-- but for everyone else:

http://www.Fat-Pie.com

that's the place to go!
There you will find Salad Fingers and much much more.
Enjoy!

^_^

~ K Fingerett

Yeesh...

Okay, so I finally get this thing going again and my computer is being a pain ... So... yeah- I'm very sorry guys and gals but this may take a little longer than I thought to get things going again ...

I'll have to check with my friend and see if I can get things fixed.

~K Fingerett

^_^

Alright! The new blog area is up and running. I'm not sure how I'm going to do this one this time around... hmm... I guess I'll just take it one blog at a time.

~K Fingerett